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HAPPY FLYDAY!

Finally the weekend!

I’ve got so much going on today; my head is going to spin right off. Not to mention that Ari just forwarded me the video for Nelly Furtado’s new single Promiscuous. If you know Joe, you know that I’m fully obsessed with Nelly Furtado. I thought her first two albums were just about flawless and I’ve been walking around telling people how excited they should be about her third venture. However, after watching the video, the only thing I was happy about is the fact that she looks smokin. But I can’t BELIEVE that she went and turned herself into a JLO. I mean, come on! JLO is a no talent hack when it comes to music and now Nelly has gone the same route. This girl is so much better than that and I can’t explain how absolutely disappointed I am. I feel so let down about it. Great, another rap song with wispy singing in the background. C’mon Furtots. What the fuck are you doing?

Man. I can’t believe another great artist has sold out for cash and airplay. So tragically upsetting.

Anyways, I’m leaving work in about an hour to get my haircut. After which I’m meeting up with my friend Angie for some outside drinks or smokes. After a few hours of that, I’m off to see a friend of mine that I haven’t seen in over a year. We’re doing the outside drinking thing too and then I’m taking him to see my friend Mariah sing. And if I can still stand and see straight after that, I’ll go out for a few more drinks with Mariah and her girl. It’s a full day, but a fun one at that. And it’s absolutely gorgeous outside. I can’t wait to be sitting in the sun with my glass of wine in one hand, cigarette in the other, and just soaking it all in.

I can’t wait to sleep in tomorrow. I haven’t slept in late since April 22nd. I don’t know what’s more fucked up. That I haven’t slept in since then or that I actually remember the date. But whatever…I’m sleeping until 4 if I want to! Then I got my second dinner date with Mr. Mike. Should be a fun weekend all around. I got tons of movies to watch and I’m doing my grocery shopping after work so I won’t have to do any chores on my time off.

I just wish my hair would cut itself. I hate going. And they always fuck it up no matter what. I’m seriously debating shaving it off and rocking the buzz this summer. I did that once in college and I loved how easy it was. Plus it looked pretty good. The only downside is that it’s a bitch to grow back. My hair is so pin straight that it grows like a fucking Asian mushroom. I’ll be getting it trimmed once a week if I buzz it off and have to slowly grow it back.

And lastly…David Blaine has been submerged in water all week. I don’t know about you, but I’m just about bored to death with this “magician”. When you perform magic, aren’t you supposed to shock and amaze? Or at least do something more interesting than having a catheter shoved down your piss hole? He’s so dumb and lame. It’s not like I’m wishing for something to go wrong, but it would definitely make for a more exciting experiment. I also love how the morning news shows are covering the story and they always say “Look at the crowd out here fascinated by the bravery of Mr. Blaine!” Then you pan out to the crowd and there’s like 6 tourists there and two homeless people asking for money.

We New Yorkers need something a bit more edgy if you want us to actually stop and take notice. Otherwise, have wrinkled hands and rock on with your bad self.

A wonderful weekend to each of you!